WHOSE GONNA HELP?

Sunday eveing as i got in the house my mum was watching the news, now i do not normally watch the news cause its a contant reminder of how wrong the whole world is but today i had to. One of the head line story shocked me to my feets so bad all i caould do was sit down so as not to fall. An 11yr old boy had gone on a killing spree decapitating all his family members...the reason fo rhis bucthery is still unknow but one hass to wonder what would drive a child to this.
People would say its the work of the devil, but is it really? ok so maybe its is? But if you ask me the devil is not santan... frankly its his parent, his neaighbors, all the adults around tthat abused and fustrated his life. No im not defending him but come on... how do you suppose such a child could know abouyt picking up a cutlass and taking it to his family?
Let me give a scenario...
Rom the sweet comfort of the womb a child is expelled inot this cold and hard world to a family of 14, The father. mother 1 and her 4 girls, Mother 2 and her 5 girls , Mother 3 and her own girl as well... Now as the only boy and heir of the family he is favoured by daddy but loathed by mother 1,2 and sisters 1-10. They all abuse...he is forced to tak up roll as man of the house at such a young age of 3 he's hawkin graoundnut for his family to eat... if he returns with some groundnut still omn his tray odds are he'll probably not have any dinner that night.
NB because he is the only son he is the only on to go to school as well. This insite more hatred from his siblings and thus the on a wimp beat the living daylight out of him.
5yrs old now he meets Elo, who's 13 and has been running with the the friendly neighorhood agberos(touts) since he was 6, Elo introduces himto his friends the ageros, and their daily discussion is of theft, murdering, raping drinkin, smoking and God know what else...

The child feels he's one with these people and thinks the world of them, he'd chop of his family if asked... and so he does... but not cos he was asked...but cos he was fustrated....they pushed him to the wall...he had warned them... htey diod not listen...he needed to breath...the were crowding....he wants out...Now...NOw...NOW! the cutlass comes out he strikes out in ragfe he chops theire head........ where were the neighbors? where were u?

So what if im 6ft?

Ok so im 6ft, thats right i am. But I'M 6th, not U so dont tell me n my height what to do.just cause i'm tall doesnt mean i should be the worlds greatest Basketball player, or the skinniest and sexiest model. For crying out loud what if i want to use my Brains?
You are aware that people of such height come wit one aren't you? We do, really! And we can actually think with it too you know, its not just for fashion. And another thing, just cos im tall doesnt mean i should do a charitable thing and marry some 4ft chauvinistic gigolo just so his ego can be firmly reinstated. He should go find someone his own size while i do d same ! PA!

DON'T TOUCH ME!!! DAMMIT!

Thats right, dont touch me DAMMIT!! if i did not invite u 2 touch me, then DON'T! for crying out loud, i don't know you and you don't know me so why in heavens name are you touching ,e? On me cheeks for that matter, have you taking leave of your senses? Do i look like your wife?! or your sister? Gawd dammit! Why in heavens name do some guys, no MEN cos they r old n probably ought not to be touching anyb0odies daughter, feel they have the right to great a girl they just met by pulling at her cheeks? cute or not its not proper greeting etiquette so DON'T DO IT!!!!

Lizard flush!

So today was quite a surprise. started out with me depressed(imagine! ME depressed! Dt doesnt normally happen! in fact cant say dt it has ever happened! o well.) so ne way i was depressed cos im in a dead end low paid no NFA ( No Future Ambition) Temp job. And it sucks! I threw up on my self on Thursday at WORK!!!! The HORROR anyway dt was off point was depressed thankfully got over it cos i decided 2 occupy myself n not bring myself down. It worked! And then i Actually went out wit my Girls. O an B. we were suppose to just chill at the mall and have a good time but we ended up going to B's place and she lives in the jungle somewhere(the place actually comes wit its own swamp. Tee Hee.) So we got there looked around i had already seen the place(i helped scrub it clean, big acheviement.) n i was kinda ina hurry to leave cos like i said the place is in the jungle. Just as we were about to leave... O discoreved something...... A lizard in the toilet Bowl!!! Imagine!! We were all light How d F.*%? B promptly screamed her head off( its no wonder. she's terrified of them reptiles. even silly slow wall geckos.) O who normally has funky weird dreams decided to keep her distance too so as to prevent further absurd dream( i bet she didnt succeed) which left me. The saviour i must say cos i i wasnt there, B would probably have cried her a river( i exagerate mot!) I being who i am a amazon some people will .. or rather like Eva from deliver us from eva...you know the take d "balls" by the hand sister? well that exactly wot i did....well not exactly But i did solve the problem. It took a while yeah but i did it...N, im sorry ti say, i enjoyed it! (enter evil laugh)
First i tried to drown my flushing....that didnt work d dude stayed afloat for dear life.... like they say. the will to survive is a powerful thing.
So i preceeded to poison it with some Dettol and Harpic (HA HA HA). That didnt worrk either. The darn thing stay afloat. So i figured it breaths on d surface yeah...so i could blocl the surface with tissue poison it...and drown it! Yay! It worked. I flushed the toilet 3 more times for good measure. Mission Accomplised!!! B refused to use the toilett tho till i "tested" it. The fraidy cat"
o i did then she did the O did. Then we flushed it again! By this time is was way.... late but now we were all certain that it was good.
Good Day yeah! I tot so too. L8r!

Back again.

Ok so i'm back again with a new ID and hopefully i'll keep in touch long enough to have fans. Err recent event prompted me to start this up a gain. Ok so im a Christian yeah, and i accept every other religion in so far as they do not clash with my way, my time, my religion. Today i was minding my own business trying to find the Nigeria college or Aviation Technology. NCAT. NB nobody knew where the bloody place was and so i ended up trying to find the place on foot. Unfortunately it's a friday and therefore the worship day of the muslim. And honestly i so not hate them in fact sometimes i admire their persitant form of worship. But really? do they have to block all passable route cause of it? I mean if the mousque is filled up find another place or pray by yourself. Im quite certain they've done it a thousand time before and therefore will most certainly know the ritual my heart. i mean come on!