Lizard flush!

So today was quite a surprise. started out with me depressed(imagine! ME depressed! Dt doesnt normally happen! in fact cant say dt it has ever happened! o well.) so ne way i was depressed cos im in a dead end low paid no NFA ( No Future Ambition) Temp job. And it sucks! I threw up on my self on Thursday at WORK!!!! The HORROR anyway dt was off point was depressed thankfully got over it cos i decided 2 occupy myself n not bring myself down. It worked! And then i Actually went out wit my Girls. O an B. we were suppose to just chill at the mall and have a good time but we ended up going to B's place and she lives in the jungle somewhere(the place actually comes wit its own swamp. Tee Hee.) So we got there looked around i had already seen the place(i helped scrub it clean, big acheviement.) n i was kinda ina hurry to leave cos like i said the place is in the jungle. Just as we were about to leave... O discoreved something...... A lizard in the toilet Bowl!!! Imagine!! We were all light How d F.*%? B promptly screamed her head off( its no wonder. she's terrified of them reptiles. even silly slow wall geckos.) O who normally has funky weird dreams decided to keep her distance too so as to prevent further absurd dream( i bet she didnt succeed) which left me. The saviour i must say cos i i wasnt there, B would probably have cried her a river( i exagerate mot!) I being who i am a amazon some people will .. or rather like Eva from deliver us from eva...you know the take d "balls" by the hand sister? well that exactly wot i did....well not exactly But i did solve the problem. It took a while yeah but i did it...N, im sorry ti say, i enjoyed it! (enter evil laugh)
First i tried to drown my flushing....that didnt work d dude stayed afloat for dear life.... like they say. the will to survive is a powerful thing.
So i preceeded to poison it with some Dettol and Harpic (HA HA HA). That didnt worrk either. The darn thing stay afloat. So i figured it breaths on d surface yeah...so i could blocl the surface with tissue poison it...and drown it! Yay! It worked. I flushed the toilet 3 more times for good measure. Mission Accomplised!!! B refused to use the toilett tho till i "tested" it. The fraidy cat"
o i did then she did the O did. Then we flushed it again! By this time is was way.... late but now we were all certain that it was good.
Good Day yeah! I tot so too. L8r!