Imposing relatives

This is 1 topic that really irks me. as a Nigerian 1s family will definitely be large..hell my paternal grand dad had 16 wives not counting his concubines. I probably have relatives in every freaking country ok maybe not country.. lets say continent... i don't really mind them.. until...
They want something... AND lordy do they always do... if it isnt some money, its a ride just around the corner or drop this off for me.. its on your way or pick this up for me... so what if its on my way? what do i care? It aint my business? so why are you making it so? ok, ok fine.. i'll give.. i'll help you but only this time... big mistake.. there is never a"only this time" before you know it they'd be running circles round you.. you wanna get out but guess wot? the doors blocked by yet another vulture..oops i mean relative, that wants something.
I never associated with a relative more than required.. i am so glad im the 2nd child cos lord knows if i was the 1st they'd really hate me..
Imagine sitting on a couch watching the latest episode of bleac or desperate housewives and then your fone starts to ring and its 1 of them... the time is 7:10pm and you wonder why the call as you have just spoken to them like 30mins ago..
guess what she wants? For you to leave the comfort of your house get on a train not in london no no no but head on outside london meet her at the station and head back to london... not back home... no no no.. back to her place to check if she switched off the iron...so ok no probs. i'll go.. tho its late.. its unsafe...and you dont exactly know where you are going.. well we gotta be a good spot yeah? i'll find my way... i did.. i got there... guess what? the iron was off! dang what a waste of my time... darn! imposing relatives